best of exo.
ShinDong: Do you like older women?
SeHun: For me, I like them. A lot.
MC: Why do you speak korean so well?
Chen: Because I’m korean.
MC: Which facial feature are you most satisfied with?
BaekHyun: My hips.
Joon: What’s the difference between korean fans and chinese fans?
Lu Han: The language.
MC: If you can choose someone to walk with you by the beach. Who will you choose?
Tao: I want to walk alone.
Me trying to finish something important on time:
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u
I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY
I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.
I got feathered dinosaurs….
Mine has the fire nation involved.
I got one direction?
"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half